Am I a leper?

A fellow mama friend mentioned in a group on facebook, that she is tired of posting in message boards and being ignored. I realized I can totally relate. It is like a popularity contest. What are the terms to be cool enough to be replied to in a message board topic? Does anyone know what the pre reqs are? Ok done with this topic.

Moving on. I am watching Jersey Shore, yes I am that cool. Just watched the previews of the season and let me just say wow. I am excited to see the rest of the season. So if anyone out there is reading this, what is your trash tv guilty pleasure? I have quite a few with Jersey Shore being the biggest one. Fill me in. Give me something to read while I am bored. Peace.

This bitch is about to blow...

I need a night off. I need to be a woman instead of just a mom. Daddy gets to go off and fish, while I deal with a bratty toddler all day that refuses to nap. So I don't even get an hour or so of sanity through the day anymore. This bitch is about to blow. If I can't catch a break at some point very soon, I am going to lose it. I asked him to give the little monster a bath tonight and he starts going on about how tired he was and how he just wants to sleep. I just glared at him. He gave up the fight and went and bathed Jack. This is how I was able to write some of my insanity down.

I am sure this is what I looked like to him tonight but I don't care.

Toddler at a restaurant anyone?

Alright so Jack is a complete and total monster when we are out to eat. Yesterday we ate at 2 places. He was horrible both times. Kicking, screaming, throwing his toys, yelling at us, throwing food, spitting his drink, and the list keeps on going. Other customers staring, moms who are the servers coming up to me as I have my head in my hands telling me their kid does the same thing, like it is supposed to make me feel better!! It doesn't.
I am TIRED of my bratty toddler. I want the toddler back that hugged and kissed his mama without having a separate master plan after the suck up hugs. I don't know how to handle it. He either laughs at me or the tantrum rage increases when I try to discipline him. Mama is a joke. *sigh*
Then there are times like these where I wish he would just stay asleep so I could watch him.



On another note, the man got a new phone yesterday. He was complaining because everyone has all these really cool phones and he has a crappy P.O.S. Yes folks that's right, my "I don't care about anything" fiance is Jealous because of other peoples phones. He chose an all touchscreen phone. His fingers are not really made for a touchscreen and he hits the wrong button ALL THE TIME! When he was texting someone lastnight his T9 was on and he kept cussing about it "Fucking T9". He then is texting and it happened again and he is about to throw down with the freakin' phone. "Get off of there T9 ugh!!!" I about peed my pants laughing so hard. My big bad fiance is arguing with a cell phone. *giggle*

Makeover madness

Alright everyone I've made over my blog. I am hoping to continue using it, but life happens. I need some stress relief and maybe writing it out will help. We shall see what happens...

I LOVE my child dearly. Recently he has become a terror. He laughs at my punishments. I am apparently a huge joke to him. I get no back up from the "man". I wish I knew how to fix this damn terrible 2 issue, but I am assuming I just need to ride it out. Sangria will be needed in high doses. My child is adorable though.

Proof: