Toddler at a restaurant anyone?

Alright so Jack is a complete and total monster when we are out to eat. Yesterday we ate at 2 places. He was horrible both times. Kicking, screaming, throwing his toys, yelling at us, throwing food, spitting his drink, and the list keeps on going. Other customers staring, moms who are the servers coming up to me as I have my head in my hands telling me their kid does the same thing, like it is supposed to make me feel better!! It doesn't.
I am TIRED of my bratty toddler. I want the toddler back that hugged and kissed his mama without having a separate master plan after the suck up hugs. I don't know how to handle it. He either laughs at me or the tantrum rage increases when I try to discipline him. Mama is a joke. *sigh*
Then there are times like these where I wish he would just stay asleep so I could watch him.



On another note, the man got a new phone yesterday. He was complaining because everyone has all these really cool phones and he has a crappy P.O.S. Yes folks that's right, my "I don't care about anything" fiance is Jealous because of other peoples phones. He chose an all touchscreen phone. His fingers are not really made for a touchscreen and he hits the wrong button ALL THE TIME! When he was texting someone lastnight his T9 was on and he kept cussing about it "Fucking T9". He then is texting and it happened again and he is about to throw down with the freakin' phone. "Get off of there T9 ugh!!!" I about peed my pants laughing so hard. My big bad fiance is arguing with a cell phone. *giggle*